Gunther’s Bird-brains
People say that there are a bunch of bird-brains hangin' around Gunther's, but last week there really were some birds making roost on the Gunther's sign.
Why Are These Urinals So Lonely?
Because YOU are not here peeing in them! I miss you when you aren't here -- time to get your ass down to Gunther's, slug a few and have a good time,